Every once in while I’ll overhear something really great in the library. Mostly is just doctors gripping about annoying patients or family members or discussing the particularly gross aspects of a case, but sometimes they say things that are truly hilarious. I’ve been keeping up with them just so I can share these gems with you.
“I was not impressed with the sandwich so I didn’t stay for the talk”.
“Well…she was treated for syphilis when she got here…”
“This is bullsh*t. I am NOT a neurosurgeon!”.
“I treated a 65 year old topless woman who was high on crack. How was your morning?”
“I don’t want to work here; the parking is bad and they make you pay for food”.
What amusing things have you overheard in your library lately?