Doctors Say the Darndest Things

by Elizabeth on July 14, 2011 · 3 comments

in libraries, life, medical libraries

Every once in while I’ll overhear something really great in the library.  Mostly is just doctors gripping about annoying patients or family members or discussing the particularly gross aspects of a case, but sometimes they say things that are truly hilarious.  I’ve been keeping up with them just so I can share these gems with you.

“I was not impressed with the sandwich so I didn’t stay for the talk”.

“Well…she was treated for syphilis when she got here…”

“This is bullsh*t.  I am NOT a neurosurgeon!”.

“I treated a 65 year old topless woman who was high on crack.  How was your morning?”

“I don’t want to work here; the parking is bad and they make you pay for food”.


What amusing things have you overheard in your library lately?


{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Christine July 14, 2011 at 10:21 am

these are great! i really need to keep track of the things my athletes say this year.


2 Elizabeth July 14, 2011 at 6:22 pm

You should! You’re athletes do say funny things!


3 Amber July 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm

love it!! try working with college students though… i hear some doozies!!


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